Football the game we all love. The beautiful game. Often not beautiful when your main experience with it is Sean Dyche and a winger duo of Dwight McNeil and Jack Harrison but anyway. I am an Everton fan. As an Everton fan there are a lot of clubs iI hate. Mainly Liverpool and Newcastle. Man U suck to but at least they aren't cheaters. Fulham is anothing club and Palace are all right. Anthony Gordon was a prick but not so much anymore. Still hate Neal Maupay as all should. The man I hate more then anyone. Is Chris Kavanaugh. I wrote a poem for him.
Hate: A Poem Dedicated to Chris Kavanaugh
There once was a man named Chris
He acted just like a horrible person
He’s blind and deaf became a ref
And caused quarrel to kids
His last name was also Kavanaugh
I wish he would withdraw (from his job)
I refuse to believe he had a mother
Who taught him any good manners
Now as we end this poem
I hope he enters the memoriam
For everything he’s done to Everton
All of the pain he’s caused to my brain
He is a wicked man
Time for free verse
CHRIS KAVANAUGH
I HATE YOU
YOUR A HorridREF
FROM PALACE TO RODRI TO LEEDS TO LIVERPOOL AND NOW BOURNEMOUTH
YOU
I got some hella prem predictions.